Updated King-O-Matic Ratings on JBL Eve

  • By Andrew Seitz, Day 1, 2026


I guess JBL Eve-Eve? The King-O-Matic was obsolete the morning after it was released, so here are some updated predictions based on trades and rotation changes that have been mentioned. Also, another big change is I looked at historical rookie performance and made some changes to the assumptions of how rookies would perform based on historical data.

Some caveats:

- This is based on past production plus average improvement for young players and average decline for older players. It does not take into account potential leaps or falling off a cliff.
- It does not take into account cohesion, coaching, or scheme change effects.
- It does not take into account midseason trades, or whether a team is likely to blow it up midseason.
- Rookies are very variable. I assume their performance will be above replacement level but below league-average, based on past performances of rookies.


East

Pos Team ExW
1 Kings 58
2 Bullets 54
3 Huskies 53
4 Jailbirds 49
5 Warriors 47
6 Devils 43
7 Drones 42
8 Mustangs 42
9 Colonels 39
10 Cyclones 36
11 Vipers 36
12 Crusaders 35
13 Stars 32
14 Renegades 32
15 Hurricanes 32


West

Pos Team ExW
1 Lumberjacks 58
2 Jaguars 50
3 Blizzards 47
4 Fireballs 44
5 Vultures 43
6 Dragons 43
7 Skyhawks 42
8 Predators 40
9 Thunder 40
10 Tritons 39
11 Lightning 34
12 Rockets 33
13 Knights 32
14 Scorpions 28
15 Barons 27